M.A.C.

During a rather lacklustre back nine at my country club , my old friend Steve suggested I help him out with his M.A.C. project - Microsoft Attack Chapter - to bring some lost ground back to the Pacific Northwest from those Californian girlie men.
"I'm down , word to Big Bird!" I told Steve , " about time we shake those fly by night telephone salesmen down".
Here's an exclusive shot of the M.A.C. uniform designed by yours truly .
If you want one maybe I can sort it out , discounts to Microsoft employees ( that'd be you Al ).